What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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He's still there.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

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Parfour Sorry

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.