Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.