Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"