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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.