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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.