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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes