How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.