How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot