How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples