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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.