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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea