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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.