Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!