Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store