Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas