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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.