Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The