Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes