Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

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What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.