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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.