None because it's already lit fam
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
The Samsung Note 7
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Because size matters.
To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Total Eclipse of a Fart
A private tutor.
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
Altright, altright, altright
