None because it's already lit fam
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
Because they can't even.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
There ain't no rest for the wicked
Hey, I think he moved.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
A pigment of your imagination.
One. This one. The rest are all true.
Change!
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
Smirnoff Isis
Smirnoff ISIS
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Mention feminism.
TBC
