Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC