None because it's already lit fam
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
None, that's a Mexican's job.
None because feminist can't change anything.
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
A pen, you jerk.
Because they're jerks.
Smirnoff ISIS
Because it held up a pair of pants.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
It's like a metaphor.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
A Rama-dana-ding-dong
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
The second letter.
