Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Anether(another) Nether

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What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam