Math problems actually exist
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Because he never existed.
They both have an alge-bra.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
They'll both off themselves eventually.
It slit.
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.
