Math problems actually exist
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
Because he doesn't exist.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
They'll both off themselves eventually.
A math problem.
I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.