Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.