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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists