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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists