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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight