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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing