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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be