What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

R/EyeBleach.

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face