What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

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What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".