What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same