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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!