Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.