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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.