Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!