Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte