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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.