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Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities