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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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