Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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