Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch