Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch