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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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