Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch