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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far