How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)