The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Licence and registration please.
A boar constrictor!
With oinkment.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.