How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.