How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.