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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)