How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".