How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.