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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.