Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.