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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.