Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.