Why is Simba an orphan?

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.