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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!