Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian