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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

European Jokes More European Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Who's there! Aladdin! Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.