Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.