Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade