Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.