Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!