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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.