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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.