Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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You poke poke poker face

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.