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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.