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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.