Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.