Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side