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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.