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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!