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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side