Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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In case he gets a hole-in-one

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side