What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.