What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)