What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: