What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.