Take the parent out of the water
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Because she was trans-parent.
He's an orphan.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
In case he got a hole-in-one!
