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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.