What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.