Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.