Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.