Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.