Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.