Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()