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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans