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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.