How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua