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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING