What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!