What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe