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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.