What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.