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What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.