What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.