What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.