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What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.