Winnies' pooh.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Apparently, not here
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Poohnanni