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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.