What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.