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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.