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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant