Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
Because he couldn't find a date.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here