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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond