What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here