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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.