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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.