Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.