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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.