What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Why was the black man arrested?

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.