How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.