Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.