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Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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