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Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

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How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.