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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Tire Tread Mark Jokes More Tire Tread Mark Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".