From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
A walk.
Because it's too far to walk.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
The Germans like shade
Because they're always so *Sappy*!
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
