Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Tire Tread Mark Jokes More Tire Tread Mark Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."