How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.