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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT