How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Sub humans.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT