How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.