How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended