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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended