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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*