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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Counter Strike Jokes More Counter Strike Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."