Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
You owe them an anthrapology
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Pac Man-free Ver.
They are both over the counter strike
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT