How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.