How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

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How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.