Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.