Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks