Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks