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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

Why are pirates, pirates?

They just.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++