Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.