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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Who's there! Anka! Anka who?

Anka the ship!