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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern