Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.