What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron