What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.