Iron Jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Misunderstand Jokes More Misunderstand Jokes

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Iron Woman Jokes More Iron Woman Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Thunderstorm Jokes More Thunderstorm Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Feline Jokes More Feline Jokes

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

Super Hero Jokes More Super Hero Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef