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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Iron Woman Jokes More Iron Woman Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!