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Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Love Card

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

They've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Downy Jokes More Downy Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.