Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

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What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.