Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

They've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Simple Command Jokes More Simple Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Downy Jokes More Downy Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Steady Relationship Jokes More Steady Relationship Jokes

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.