Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony