Captain America Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.