Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Hawkeye Jokes More Hawkeye Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Black Widow Jokes More Black Widow Jokes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...