Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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A running gag.

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks

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My Zipper

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By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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Incase onion rings

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Because a Cadillac sits six.