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Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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They get all over the sheets.

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What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

Who's there! Bug! Bug who?

Bug Rodgers!

Black Widow Jokes More Black Widow Jokes

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.