Captain America Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

Quicksilver Jokes More Quicksilver Jokes

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.