Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Star Spangled Banner Jokes More Star Spangled Banner Jokes

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Black Widow Jokes More Black Widow Jokes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Quicksilver Jokes More Quicksilver Jokes

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Spangle Jokes More Spangle Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.