Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Spangle Jokes More Spangle Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Quicksilver Jokes More Quicksilver Jokes

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

Star Spangled Banner Jokes More Star Spangled Banner Jokes

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.