Because it's made out of vibranium.
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Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
A Star-Spangled Banner.
He goes to the Evans
Trapped Under Ice.
Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....
You weren't there man
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
A star-spangled banner
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Russell.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
My husband be dead
Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.
He was sent to the udder side
He died in his teepee
In the onion ring!
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
Miracle whip.
Lean Beef
2: I'm a big fan.
