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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Start from scratch!

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Daniel Morcombe

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My Zipper.

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