Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.