Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper