Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Smash Potato Jokes More Smash Potato Jokes

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.