Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Spangle Jokes More Spangle Jokes

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...