How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Old Bulb Jokes More Old Bulb Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.