How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.