How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.