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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "