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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.