Who says it's dark
Logs on to Wikipedia*
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
An accordion player with a pager.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
