How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.