Look a squirrel!
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
That's not funny.
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
