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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!