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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.