How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."